Buying a PSP was the worst thing that ever happened to me! Not only did I purchase a useless device that only has menial software made for it, but now I have to live with having the inferior version that can't even do the cool stuff the shiny new PSPs can do. Fuck you, Sony! You ruined my life! At least I never regret buying anything From Nintendo.
Except Mario Kart DS... Realizing I wasn't the best Mario Kart player in the world was traumatizing to my gaming psyche.